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"Just because you've read that elephants can hear better with one foot off the ground. . . "

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Phoenix

Antler Buzzers.

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

The next damn Batman.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'I'm afraid our worst suspicions have been confirmed - we found slug, snail and a trace amount of puppydog tail.'

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Magic mushroom

OCCASIONALLY HOMO ERECTUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO USE TOOLS AND WEAPONS, CROSSED PATHS WITH HOMO SPIFICUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO WEAR SPATS AND DRINK COCKTAILS>

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"Oh, now you tell me!"

"Hello, research and development here. There seems to be a glitch in our gen modifier."

"I can't help being annoying. I'm a Pain-In-The Saurus."

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

"What did it say on the seed packet?"

Hillbilly.

"What do you mean, you can't walk without your head going back and forth like that?! Are you serious?"

Meerkows.

'Did you pack your own luggage?'

"Never mind what an amoeba eats - how does an amoeba eat.?"

'...he's teaching me air guitar.'

'The doctor said you should cut down on the 'love bites'...'

"These humans are WEIRD! - They pick up our poop; carefully tie it up into little bags and then throw it into the nearest bush. . . !"

Fire Brain

"The trouble with being a platypus is that you feel out of COMPLIANCE all the time!"