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'Huh. Listen to this. 'While our eyes remain the same size, our noses and ears continue to grow throughout our lives.''

Blind man walking a tortoise.

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"You might want to get that fly off your face."

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

Funky Facts: Turtles.

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

'I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!'

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

'We don't discriminate per se - we just don't hire Lyle Lovett lookalikes.'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

"For Valentine's Day. I thought you might enjoy breakfast in bed."

"Are you trying to tell me something, dearest?"

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

Evolution...the modern-brush fox.

Are you sure you know what you're doing?

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

'I believe one of the doctors here practices alternative medicine.'

'Today, students, we will discuss lameness in fish.'

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

"Hello, gorgeous!"

Funky Facts: A Baby Koala is called?

Schrodinger's earlier experiment...

"...while 86 million prefer grilled cheese, and 57.4 million of them like mustard on it."