Quirky Fact Lovers Gifts

'Huh. Listen to this. 'While our eyes remain the same size, our noses and ears continue to grow throughout our lives.''

Blind man walking a tortoise.

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"You might want to get that fly off your face."

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

"If all you have is a whatchamacallit then every problem looks like a thingamajig."

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

Funky Facts: Turtles.

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

'I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!'

Did you know a stretched-out intestine can reach all the way to the vending machines> Boy, you learn something new every surgery.

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

'We don't discriminate per se - we just don't hire Lyle Lovett lookalikes.'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

Evolution...the modern-brush fox.

"Are you trying to tell me something, dearest?"

Are you sure you know what you're doing?

"For Valentine's Day. I thought you might enjoy breakfast in bed."

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

'I believe one of the doctors here practices alternative medicine.'

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

Renown heart surgeon, doctor Linda Padgett, performing her famous "The-best-way-to-aman's-heart-is-through-his-stomach" technique.

Schrodinger's earlier experiment...

"...while 86 million prefer grilled cheese, and 57.4 million of them like mustard on it."

'Today, students, we will discuss lameness in fish.'

Funky Facts: A Baby Koala is called?