Quirky Fact Collectors Gifts

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

Before the Internet

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'

The Month of July

'I'm prescribing a laxative pill and a sleeping pill. Never, never take them together.'

Funky Facts: Elephants.

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

The Month of June

Funky Facts: Turtles.

"Sorry, but statistics don't lie: hippopotamus are more dangerous to humans than lions..."

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

"Trust me—sex sells."

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

"It's windy outside. I better not hear you've been hanging out in the grocery store parking lot."

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

"First and foremost, I feel that architecture should make a statement."

"It says here the word 'brandy' comes from a Dutch word meaning burnt wine. At last, something appropriate to serve at one of your barbeques!"

Don't give up - Surrender.

Evolution...the modern-brush fox.

"U R like so ded!"

"Sure my first quote was less. That was before I found the body in the wall."

'Should I have a baby after 35?' 'Isn't 35 children enough?'