Quirky Fact Lover Gifts

'Apparently, your'e never more than 10ft away from a rat. Although, I think that's only on average.'

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

Over 2500 left handed people die each year using products designed for right handed people.

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"You left this on our ship."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Imagine

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

'Can I have flies with that'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Toenail clipping missile.