Quirky Fact Enthusiast Gifts

"Contrary to popular belief, this city was in fact founded on post-funk dubtronica."

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Football Crazy strip six

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'The meat of their order is coming up.'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"The usual."

Tasty.

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

Cat art exhibition.

'Mr. Gridley writes blurbs for tombstones.'

"One thing I can tell you - it's not covid."

Mom $50 Pop $35

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

I'm afraid of Chia Pets, doctor. Actually, Al, so am I. Either you're getting well, or I'm going nuts.

Piano Prompt