Quirky Questions Enthusiast Gifts

'How can he have an attention deficit when he has so many nice things to hold his attention?'

Personnel. If you were a tree, what kind would it be? Some sort of nut, I'm sure!

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Football Crazy strip six

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

The Frankenstein snowman.

Ostrich Curoisities

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

'The meat of their order is coming up.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Tasty.

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

"If all you have is a whatchamacallit then every problem looks like a thingamajig."

"When you said you were high up in the the music business..."

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

Piano Prompt

Man with Cat on his Head

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

Children's questions

I'm afraid of Chia Pets, doctor. Actually, Al, so am I. Either you're getting well, or I'm going nuts.

"One thing I can tell you - it's not covid."

Mom $50 Pop $35

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