Quirky Question Lover Gifts

'Very interesting. How many bird calls do you know?'

If a fish farts in the ocean and no one is there to smell it, does it still stink?

"I love you, you big fool."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Ostrich Curoisities

Fishing.

Dummies for Dummies.

'I see an applicant being hired!'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

'Don't be silly - I love you for your body AND your tiny little brain!'

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

"Would you describe your gall as mitigated or unmitigated?"

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

The world of interpersonal relationships was dealt a blow today when John Gray, author of Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, finally came out of the closet. In other news...