Question Lover Gifts

Some owls aren't content just knowing who.

'Oh dear, a philosopher!'

Why do they shrink-wrap coconuts?

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Before the Internet

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

Children's questions

Bar Therapy

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

'All right already! I get it! The baby needs a diaper change and it's my turn!! Yeesh!'

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

Punctuation Weather

Curious George, Dad

'Please join us.'

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

Trying to hold on to the question.

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

"Your blood type is A+? Well, I suppose I could have gotten that if I had studied for my blood test, too."