Question Seekers Gifts

Welcome National Society of Skeptics. I don't believe we've met. I don't believe you don't believe we've met.

"I meant are there any questions about the math problem, James...you'll have to ask your parents about where babies come from!"

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Continuing education.

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Skeptic Tank.

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"But what if this is all there is?"

Wikipedia...

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Do Guns Kill?

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

"And you need to know this why?"

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

Quiz Night...

Ostrich Curoisities

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

The Secret Sauce of American Exceptionalism

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, despite how bad it's going to screw you?"

The Choice is Obvious

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

The big questions in life.

'Is there a God? God knows...'

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

Why can't you use the brains God gave you? Oh, shoot, I think this is Bob's.

Turning around - searching for why hate happens.