Questioners Gifts

Man Carves Question Mark.

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"But what if this is all there is?"

"And you need to know this why?"

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Ostrich Curoisities

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Is there a God? God knows...'

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

'Where are all these people who lived happily ever after?'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

Trying to hold on to the question.

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

Schrodinger's Weekly Shop.

"Thank you for not praying."

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

Questioning

"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."

Congestion Eases Inexplicably