Questioners Gifts

Man Carves Question Mark.

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"And you need to know this why?"

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

Ostrich Curoisities

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Is there a God? God knows...'

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

Why can't you use the brains God gave you? Oh, shoot, I think this is Bob's.

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

'Does My Bum Look Big In This Dimension?'

Life is About Learning

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

'Where are all these people who lived happily ever after?'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

Trying to hold on to the question.

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

Schrodinger's Weekly Shop.

Questioning

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Celestial Sadie, In the Western sky after sunset, Jupitor can be seen nearly aligned with Venus. What do you make of this? R. Yates. Excellent question. That reminds me of a long lost civilization, in which there was no such thing as a typo. Where no one ever hit the wrong key because they wrote letters by hand. Eventually, it became so obsessed with speed that it began typing everything, and so inconsiderate that it soon stopped bothering to proo

"Thank you for not praying."

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization