Faithful Questioners Gifts

"Not the God I expected."

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

'Pop-up Bible.'

'Is there a God? God knows...'

Why can't you use the brains God gave you? Oh, shoot, I think this is Bob's.

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

'His version of sin is different from the press account.'

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

'Where are all these people who lived happily ever after?'

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

"I didn't say, 'Abandon sheep'."

"Thank you for not praying."

'Yeah, but I'd like to be led into temptation just once, to see how I'd do.'

'Could you straighten my little brother out? -- he has the Trinity mixed up with the Three Stooges.'

Applause in a Church

'So, read any good book lately?'

'Yes, that's my final answer!'

Frank and Ernest's Cerebral Questions. Today's question is would an "elbowhead" be smarter or dumber than a "knucklehead"?

Sin and Doubt Boxes in Hell.

'To be honest, I was a little disappointed. It's hard for a place like this to live up to the hype.'

'Who crossed the road first, the chicken or the egg?' Francis has always struggled with philosophy.

'We may be good eggs, but we're not perfect. We all have a fallen nature.'

Angel looking down to other angel: 'Oh, those poor meek guys - they inherited the Earth.'

Succat Shalom

"Looks like Father's done a bunk."