Faithful Questioners Gifts

"Not the God I expected."

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

'Is there a God? God knows...'

'Pop-up Bible.'

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

'His version of sin is different from the press account.'

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

'Where are all these people who lived happily ever after?'

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

"Thank you for not praying."

"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

'Yeah, but I'd like to be led into temptation just once, to see how I'd do.'

'So, read any good book lately?'

Applause in a Church

'Yes, that's my final answer!'

'To be honest, I was a little disappointed. It's hard for a place like this to live up to the hype.'

'Who crossed the road first, the chicken or the egg?' Francis has always struggled with philosophy.

A religious discussion

Angel looking down to other angel: 'Oh, those poor meek guys - they inherited the Earth.'

"Looks like Father's done a bunk."

"So what if Jesus was sent here to suffer and die... We all do that."