Faithful Debaters Gifts

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Skeptic Tank.

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

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Changing Minds

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"And you need to know this why?"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

"You might want to save that for your blog."

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

'No, make the dominant race out of placental mammals — marsupials would lead to all kind of abortion controversies.'

If there were no religion...s

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

This Bus Runs on Punditry

Wisconsin's War on Unions!

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

'With so little being done, we're out to collect money to reduce the deficit...'

So it ended for the man credited with saying, 'guns don't kill people...'