Faithful Debaters Gifts

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Skeptic Tank.

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Changing Minds

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"And you need to know this why?"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

The Epic Battle Over Anthony Kennedy's Replacement Is the Charadiest of All Charades Ever

"You might want to save that for your blog."

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

"This'll show the Theology Department."

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

Abortion Rights Are Doomed Now and It's Largely the Democrats' Fault

Man sees signs on door of the debating society; "Tonight: Is time travel possible? Gone out back 10 minutes ago."

If there were no religion...s

Play It Safe

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden

'No, make the dominant race out of placental mammals — marsupials would lead to all kind of abortion controversies.'

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

This Bus Runs on Punditry

Wisconsin's War on Unions!

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

So it ended for the man credited with saying, 'guns don't kill people...'