Thoughtful Debaters Gifts

"Why should I 'outgrow' my invisible friend? Isn't God your invisible friend?"

Frank and Ernest's Cerebral Questions. Today's question is would an "elbowhead" be smarter or dumber than a "knucklehead"?

"How do you feel about people who burn the flag?"

"Oh. . . and this one, Jerimiah 19.9 'And I will make them eat the flesh or their sons and daughters'."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Changing Minds

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

Abortion Rights Are Doomed Now and It's Largely the Democrats' Fault

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

Prisoner speech

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden

Wisconsin's War on Unions!

I have a confession. Sometimes I doubt that God is really a giant chicken. Eggnostics.

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

Mind Narrows road sign.

Two hearts arguing.

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

"But Miss, Thursday can come before Wednesday - look in any dictionary!"

'If just one of you pantywaists had the balls to carry a gun the tragic murder of Baby New Year could have be prevented!'

"Why not use thoughts and prayers to stop abortions? That's what you've been using to stop school shootings."

Just Because You Have Free Speech Doesn't Mean You Should Speak Freely

Here's How Passing Trumpcare In the Dead of Night Will Work for the Republicans

"I think we should leave Europe then retake it by force."

An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.

Agnostics Society: Absolute worst place to ask for directions.

Emergency Healthcare.

Jesus's ideas sound compelling but it might just be a front for a right wing Christian agenda.

"My grandmother died last night even though I prayed for her..." "...I guess I should brace myself for a sarcastic comment about faith."

'It's always the same...Terry and Mike have a few drinks and then they start to kick off.'