Passionate Debater Gifts

"No, I don't think they are talking about the economy."

"Are they with us or them?"

"Politics or football, it's all the same to him."

"What are we protesting about?"

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

Oligarchy

Annual run-off at the mouth.

Dialogue

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now that's a win."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

I'm not making enough money to like you.

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

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"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Obama Healthcare.

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"