Spirited Debater Gifts

'It's always the same...Terry and Mike have a few drinks and then they start to kick off.'

Republican Party and Trump

Beer is made by men, wine by god.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

'Ok Preacher, here's the deal. You back off I back off, and everyone is happy...'

Children Demand Parental Term Limits.

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

Prisoner speech

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."

Evangelical Political Influence

"Curses! You have thwarted my science-based argument by quoting scripture! I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

"Why is it that yours are 'Aha!' moments, but mine are always 'No duh?'"

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

'Well, now, let's just shine the light of common sense and linear thinking on this little computer problem of yours, shall we?' 'I'm not THAT desperate yet.'

'And now he's a reactionary, and conformist.'

Two hearts arguing.

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

"I disagree. I think we're ninety percent breeding and ten percent grooming."

'That was a long winded conversation...I thought he'd never stop listening.'

"Why not use thoughts and prayers to stop abortions? That's what you've been using to stop school shootings."

'So you're the boy who wants to be a chugger.'

"What are we protesting about?"

"My grandmother died last night even though I prayed for her..." "...I guess I should brace myself for a sarcastic comment about faith."

"It's the Dr. Sadie advice hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking nothing but Christmas-related calls."

"As one can see, we're jolly well better together..."

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.'

"When I grow up, I'll still be religious."

'If the gods wanted us to walk upright, they wouldn't have given us calluses on our knuckles.'

"Why should our kids feel entitled to the lives our parents worked so hard to provide for us?"