Spirited Debater Prints

'It's always the same...Terry and Mike have a few drinks and then they start to kick off.'

Republican Party and Trump

Beer is made by men, wine by god.

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

'Ok Preacher, here's the deal. You back off I back off, and everyone is happy...'

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

Children Demand Parental Term Limits.

Prisoner speech

"Curses! You have thwarted my science-based argument by quoting scripture! I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

Evangelical Political Influence

"Why is it that yours are 'Aha!' moments, but mine are always 'No duh?'"

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

I have a confession. Sometimes I doubt that God is really a giant chicken. Eggnostics.

'Well, now, let's just shine the light of common sense and linear thinking on this little computer problem of yours, shall we?' 'I'm not THAT desperate yet.'

'And now he's a reactionary, and conformist.'

Two hearts arguing.

"I disagree. I think we're ninety percent breeding and ten percent grooming."

'I'm not a wine snob. You're a wine ignoramus.'

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

"Saying you're moral because you believe in God is like saying you're a soldier because you play 'Call of Duty'."

'That was a long winded conversation...I thought he'd never stop listening.'

"Oh, yeah! Well my dad says St. Joe is too the patron saint of coffee!"

'So you're the boy who wants to be a chugger.'

"Why not use thoughts and prayers to stop abortions? That's what you've been using to stop school shootings."

"What are we protesting about?"

"My grandmother died last night even though I prayed for her..." "...I guess I should brace myself for a sarcastic comment about faith."

"Why should our kids feel entitled to the lives our parents worked so hard to provide for us?"

"When I grow up, I'll still be religious."

'If the gods wanted us to walk upright, they wouldn't have given us calluses on our knuckles.'