Imaginative Debater Gifts

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.'

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

Science Snobs

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"And today if the prosecutor says 'Liar, liar, pants on fire,' do not turn around to check."

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

Children Demand Parental Term Limits.

Prisoner speech

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

Capital punishment right or wrong? For men or women?

"Why is it that yours are 'Aha!' moments, but mine are always 'No duh?'"

"And now Professor Weyfeld, of Columbia University, with some liberal claptrap."

No atheists in Heaven.

"All in favor of ending the heartache and the thousand natural shocks this firm is heir to, say aye."

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

"I disagree. I think we're ninety percent breeding and ten percent grooming."

You! Are thick magazine.

"Oh. . . and this one, Jerimiah 19.9 'And I will make them eat the flesh or their sons and daughters'."

'That was a long winded conversation...I thought he'd never stop listening.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

"Why not use thoughts and prayers to stop abortions? That's what you've been using to stop school shootings."

'So you're the boy who wants to be a chugger.'

Brain vs heart