Artful Debater Gifts

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."

'Do you think that's wise?'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"What are they saying this week? Are coffee, chocolate, and wine good or bad for us?"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

Prisoner speech

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

Children Demand Parental Term Limits.

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

Evangelical Political Influence

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

"Curses! You have thwarted my science-based argument by quoting scripture! I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

"Why is it that yours are 'Aha!' moments, but mine are always 'No duh?'"

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

"All in favor of ending the heartache and the thousand natural shocks this firm is heir to, say aye."

"I don't know much about art, but I do know s**t when I see it."

"I disagree. I think we're ninety percent breeding and ten percent grooming."

'That was a long winded conversation...I thought he'd never stop listening.'

'Sure she's got a nice smile, but is it art?'

"Why not use thoughts and prayers to stop abortions? That's what you've been using to stop school shootings."

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

"Ay caramba amigo, graffiti paradise!!"

'Genius?! Pah! A five-year-old could paint this.' 'Perhaps... But a five-year-old couldn't convince anyone it was great art. Therein lies the genius.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'You must assert yourself more.'

"My grandmother died last night even though I prayed for her..." "...I guess I should brace myself for a sarcastic comment about faith."