Artsy Debater Gifts

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

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"What are they saying this week? Are coffee, chocolate, and wine good or bad for us?"

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Gustav Holst

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

"I would've started my novel by now, but I've been to busy suffering!"

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."

"Curses! You have thwarted my science-based argument by quoting scripture! I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

'Abstract painting.'

"Why is it that yours are 'Aha!' moments, but mine are always 'No duh?'"

Evangelical Political Influence

"I don't know much about art, but I do know s**t when I see it."

"I disagree. I think we're ninety percent breeding and ten percent grooming."

"Oscar, we need a good actor to present the accounts at the next tax audit meeting."

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

"All in favor of ending the heartache and the thousand natural shocks this firm is heir to, say aye."

'That was a long winded conversation...I thought he'd never stop listening.'

'Sure she's got a nice smile, but is it art?'

"Ay caramba amigo, graffiti paradise!!"

'Genius?! Pah! A five-year-old could paint this.' 'Perhaps... But a five-year-old couldn't convince anyone it was great art. Therein lies the genius.'

'You must assert yourself more.'

'It's always the same...Terry and Mike have a few drinks and then they start to kick off.'

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Beer is made by men, wine by god.

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.'

"I deny any wrongdoing."