Debate Artist Gifts

"What are they saying this week? Are coffee, chocolate, and wine good or bad for us?"

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Dialogue

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Now that's a win."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

Healthcare declaration

A young positivist.

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Children arguing over the name of a fish

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.