Debate Artist Pillows

"What are they saying this week? Are coffee, chocolate, and wine good or bad for us?"

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"Now that's a win."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

A young positivist.

Healthcare declaration

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

Children arguing over the name of a fish