Movie Debate Artist Gifts

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

"What are they saying this week? Are coffee, chocolate, and wine good or bad for us?"

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

Tea Party and the US economy

"When I was a teenager 'Saturday Night Live' had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman..."

"Why don't we compromise... you admit I'm right and I'll agree with you."

The book is so much better than the film..

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'Why can't you just think irrationally every once in a while?'

World peace...Guns 'R' Us

Cockfight of words

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."

"Oscar, we need a good actor to present the accounts at the next tax audit meeting."

"No more 'Hardball' - I'll talk!"

"I don't know much about art, but I do know s**t when I see it."

"Well, I'm offended!"

"All in favor of ending the heartache and the thousand natural shocks this firm is heir to, say aye."

'Sure she's got a nice smile, but is it art?'

'Genius?! Pah! A five-year-old could paint this.' 'Perhaps... But a five-year-old couldn't convince anyone it was great art. Therein lies the genius.'

"I guess we'll have to agree to disagree. I've always felt that a film examining the complex interactions between a man, his fast car, various cool weapons and a host of bad guys DEFINITELY qualifies as a 'relationship' movie!"

"How do you feel about gender testing, Semenya?"

The last argument - Did not/Did too.

Displaying Christian symbol deemed offensive.

"Water circulates in the same direction. Believe me...I've dropped my phone in toilets in both hemispheres."

"Actually, it's 'Snoopie,' not 'Snoopy.'"