Debate Star Gifts

World peace...Guns 'R' Us

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

What's normal?

Scarcity

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

The economy.

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"Now that's a win."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Our Two Parties, Explained

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

Roe v. Wade

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Armageddon

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

Unanimous voting.

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'