Debate Star Gifts

World peace...Guns 'R' Us

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Scarcity

What's normal?

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

The economy.

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Now that's a win."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

Unanimous voting.

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

Armageddon

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Roe v. Wade

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price