Debate Host Gifts

"This is our format: Three minutes to present your case, two minutes each for rebuttal, one minute for summing up, and thirty seconds for claiming victory."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

Arizona In Black

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

Information...political rhetoric

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

A young positivist.

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

Healthcare declaration

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'