Debate Host Pillows

"This is our format: Three minutes to present your case, two minutes each for rebuttal, one minute for summing up, and thirty seconds for claiming victory."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

Arizona In Black

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

Information...political rhetoric

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

Healthcare declaration

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

A young positivist.

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

Children arguing over the name of a fish

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"