Tv Debater Pillows

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

Mud Slinging

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

Dialogue

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Now that's a win."

Changing Minds

Gun laws US

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

Always Compatible

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

"You might want to save that for your blog."

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.

"If someone tells you they lied, they are probably telling the truth."

Global warming debate.