Humorous Debater Pillows

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"I disagree. I think we're ninety percent breeding and ten percent grooming."

'Do you think that's wise?'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Gun laws US

"Now that's a win."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.

The last word.

The euro as a monster

Global warming debate.

"If someone tells you they lied, they are probably telling the truth."

Trump promises versus reality.

Approved Debate Questions

Caution Bullet Ahead

'My opponent hates cats.'