Lively Debater Pillows

'So you're the boy who wants to be a chugger.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Prisoner speech

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

Children Demand Parental Term Limits.

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

Evangelical Political Influence

"Curses! You have thwarted my science-based argument by quoting scripture! I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

Mud Slinging

'Well, now, let's just shine the light of common sense and linear thinking on this little computer problem of yours, shall we?' 'I'm not THAT desperate yet.'

"All in favor of ending the heartache and the thousand natural shocks this firm is heir to, say aye."

"I disagree. I think we're ninety percent breeding and ten percent grooming."

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

"Advantage, Mom."

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"Why not use thoughts and prayers to stop abortions? That's what you've been using to stop school shootings."

"How do you feel about gender testing, Semenya?"