Humorous Debater Gifts

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"I disagree. I think we're ninety percent breeding and ten percent grooming."

'Do you think that's wise?'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Dialogue

"Now that's a win."

Gun laws US

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.

Reagacentennial

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Wondering. In my day, when a body said I wonder why dust bunnies are called dust bunnies, it led to all sorts of delightful speculation. We could while away hours debating whether it was a marketing ploy by big broom ... or whether it dated back to Napoleon, who had a fetish for dirty rabbits. And if we were lucky, opinions could get so heated that fisticuffs would ensue. Wondering is just one of many lovely human experiences utt

Approved Debate Questions

Trump promises versus reality.

Nearly a third of the earth's life-forms have gone extinct. Cut! Stop with all the facts. This is debate club! But we're using a cable tv talk show format! What should I say? Unsupported opinions

Caution Bullet Ahead

Global warming debate.

"If someone tells you they lied, they are probably telling the truth."