Humorous Debaters Gifts

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

'A tofu pizza? -- Divorce granted!'

'Do you think that's wise?'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now that's a win."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Changing Minds

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Global warming debate.

The last word.

Approved Debate Questions

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

"When I was a teenager 'Saturday Night Live' had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman..."

'My opponent hates cats.'

Debate Club Note

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

Election UK Leaders' Big Debate.

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.