Playful Debaters Gifts

"I'll tell you what this election is about. It's about homework and pitiful allowances, and having to clean your room. It's also about candy, and ice cream, and staying up late."

'Eve was created second so girls would always have the last word.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Changing Minds

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Abortion Rights Are Doomed Now and It's Largely the Democrats' Fault

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

"When I was a teenager 'Saturday Night Live' had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman..."

Children Demand Parental Term Limits.

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden

Wisconsin's War on Unions!

"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"

Mind Narrows road sign.

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

"Why is it that yours are 'Aha!' moments, but mine are always 'No duh?'"

'I'm not a wine snob. You're a wine ignoramus.'

"But Miss, Thursday can come before Wednesday - look in any dictionary!"

"I disagree. I think we're ninety percent breeding and ten percent grooming."

Two hearts arguing.

As usual, the obvious precedent for this case is The Children v. Mommy. The Supreme Court, Juvenile Division.

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

"Oh. . . and this one, Jerimiah 19.9 'And I will make them eat the flesh or their sons and daughters'."

'That was a long winded conversation...I thought he'd never stop listening.'

"Advantage, Mom."

'If just one of you pantywaists had the balls to carry a gun the tragic murder of Baby New Year could have be prevented!'

Frank and Ernest's Cerebral Questions. Today's question is would an "elbowhead" be smarter or dumber than a "knucklehead"?

Just Because You Have Free Speech Doesn't Mean You Should Speak Freely

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

"I think we should leave Europe then retake it by force."

'So you're the boy who wants to be a chugger.'