Playful Discussions Gifts

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'Do you think that's wise?'

"She's a miniature."

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"I'm sorry, Doctor, when you said benign growth, I thought you were referring to my husband."

Switchback Playground.

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'Dad! There's oil in my sand pit!'

"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"

Do you suspect me of ulterior motives? Let's put it this way: You're not a suspect; you're a person of disinterest.

'Great lunch box.'

'We're rich! We're rich! My mum's got goldstones!'

'I take after my Daddy - He's a confirmed batchelor!'

As usual, the obvious precedent for this case is The Children v. Mommy. The Supreme Court, Juvenile Division.

'We were playing doctor until she hit me with a malpractice suit!'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

"Hey! That's my little brother! Only I get to bully him."

"You awake?"

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, BOO! Did I scare you? Regards, Rick in Seattle. (Actual reader letter). Ask Sadie at asksadieshow@gmail.com. Yeah, I'm really scared. Aren't you, Rudy? Boo, Rudy! Boooooo! That, however, terrifies me. Sorry, you were saying? Some guy tweeted his breakfast menu.(This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-07)

"Ever notice that you finish my sentences and. . ."

"Now, that's really weird: The farmer's kids have a rubber duck in their bath!"

Bang Balls.

You look tired, Randy. Hot date last night? I had a date. That is correct. But was it hot? A gentleman doesn't tell whether a date was "hot" or not. No … but you usually do. Didn't you just patent "Randy's Hot-o-Meter," the hat that turns from white to pink to red, depending on the hotness of last night's date? Did you know the inventor of bacon was vegetarian? He was? Who knows? Point is, inventions are not a statement of principles.

"No, this isn't the Marriage Guidance Bureau, but don't hang up, I love a steamy story,"