Playful Discussions Gifts

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'Do you think that's wise?'

"She's a miniature."

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

Switchback Playground.

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'Dad! There's oil in my sand pit!'

"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"

'Great lunch box.'

'We're rich! We're rich! My mum's got goldstones!'

'I take after my Daddy - He's a confirmed batchelor!'

'We were playing doctor until she hit me with a malpractice suit!'

"Hey! That's my little brother! Only I get to bully him."

"You awake?"

"Ever notice that you finish my sentences and. . ."

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"No, this isn't the Marriage Guidance Bureau, but don't hang up, I love a steamy story,"

"Now, that's really weird: The farmer's kids have a rubber duck in their bath!"

Bang Balls.

"I've always feared this day would come. I'm running out of snarky replies."