Playful Quarrels Gifts

"Baldo invaded my room and stole my Atomic Sour Balls. The invader must be stopped...this means war!"

'Do you think that's wise?'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"I'm sorry, Doctor, when you said benign growth, I thought you were referring to my husband."

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

"My concession speech will be brief. You win."

A man playing with a baby

"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"

As usual, the obvious precedent for this case is The Children v. Mommy. The Supreme Court, Juvenile Division.

"What is your position regarding the issue of emotional commitment in a relationship?"

Playpen Jailbreak.

'We were playing doctor until she hit me with a malpractice suit!'

"Hey! That's my little brother! Only I get to bully him."

'Who gave you that black eye?'

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, BOO! Did I scare you? Regards, Rick in Seattle. (Actual reader letter). Ask Sadie at asksadieshow@gmail.com. Yeah, I'm really scared. Aren't you, Rudy? Boo, Rudy! Boooooo! That, however, terrifies me. Sorry, you were saying? Some guy tweeted his breakfast menu.(This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-07)

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

"Ever notice that you finish my sentences and. . ."

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

Basketball - Short player pulling down shorts of tall player.

'I can't see you either...'

The real cause of cloud to cloud lightning.

'Hey, Thunder Thighs, Bean Pole's here!'

At the Mayfield Mothers Group weekly Flintstones Vitamins trading session.

'I'm going to give you a piece of my mind. Not too large a piece.'

'Brothers like me don't grow on trees you know.'

"I'll tell you what this election is about. It's about homework and pitiful allowances, and having to clean your room. It's also about candy, and ice cream, and staying up late."