Playful Ponders Gifts

Bang Balls.

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Playdough's The Republic

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Hamlet

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"She's a miniature."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Philosopher trading cards.

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

Scientist seen on loch.

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

Frog Baby Names

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'