Playful Ponders Gifts

Bang Balls.

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Polar bear bowling alley

Playdough's The Republic

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"She's a miniature."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Hamlet

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

Philosopher trading cards.

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

Scientist seen on loch.

'Interview Dr. Witt for your esteemed journal? Of course, as soon as his play period is over.'

The Fall from Pisa

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Frog Baby Names

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."