Playful Philosophers Gifts

"Sometimes having to have the happy childhood my parents never had is just too much of a responsibility."

You majored in philosophy and now you run a day care center? Yep - from Plato to playdough!

The Devil has the best Tunes. Jesus says: 'Oooh, cherry menthol flavour.'

Adam and Eve and Teddy

'Levitation my foot! - He's got a TRAMPOLINE over there!'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"I'm bored."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Playdough's The Republic

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"So, what do you do for play?"

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Hamlet

"Recess does things to a man."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

Philosopher trading cards.

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"