Modern Playtime Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift that sparks curiosity and playful thinking? Our collection for the modern playtime philosopher features clever, charming items that encourage reflection and fun. Perfect for those who love to question, imagine, and challenge the status quo. Whether it’s a quirky print or a witty mug, these gifts are tailored to ignite a love of learning and play in every conversation.

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'Wait a second. . . how are we supposed to play on this? It's not a video game.'

'Wait a second. . . how are we supposed to play on this? It's not a video game.' mockup

'Wait a second. . . how are we supposed to play on this? It's not a video game.'

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'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.' mockup

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

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"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society." mockup

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

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'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!' mockup

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

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'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?' mockup

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

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"I'm bored."

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'There's nothing on.'

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Playdough's The Republic

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"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia." mockup

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

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"So, what do you do for play?"

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'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.' mockup

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

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"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything." mockup

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

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"Recess does things to a man."

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"She's a miniature."

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"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust." mockup

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

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Hamlet

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'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.' mockup

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

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'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?' mockup

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

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"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability." mockup

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

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"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag." mockup

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

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'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.' mockup

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

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"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!" mockup

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

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"Do you want to talk about it?"

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'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.' mockup

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

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Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon. mockup

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

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Philosopher trading cards.

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"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22." mockup

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

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'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.' mockup

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

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Jimmy had a very active imagination. mockup

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

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'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.' mockup

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

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"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?" mockup

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

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"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog." mockup

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

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"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!" mockup

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

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Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys. mockup

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

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'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.' mockup

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

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Modern Playtime Philosopher Gifts Collection

Modern Playtime Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for modern playtime philosophers. Perfect for inspiring your morning routine or sparking a smile during thoughtful moments.

Modern Playtime Philosopher Pillows

Discover pillows that bring a touch of clever comfort to your home. Ideal for creating a cozy corner for pondering and relaxing.

Modern Playtime Philosopher Prints

Browse our prints to add a witty, inspiring touch to your walls. Perfect for clever decor that invites conversation and reflection.

Modern Playtime Philosopher T-Shirts

Find T-shirts that broadcast your playful curiosity! Great for those who love to wear their love of ideas and creative thinking.