Fun-loving Philosopher Gifts

Frank, I struggle balancing my work life with my play life. Well - you have to work so you can play. But bad work leads to rework, cutting into into play and bad play doesn't lead to replay. So, be workable and that will help you be playable! I can work with that! C'mon! Let's play!

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Giraffe using a snorkel while fishing.

'Now, as many of you know, I was the Monkey's uncle...'

"Sure, we're best buds now, but you won't even remember me when you sober up!"

Brain Cheering

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Zenemies.

At the 2021 Religious Games

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Philosopher trading cards.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

'Interview Dr. Witt for your esteemed journal? Of course, as soon as his play period is over.'

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

Shakespeare Ave

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

"What if it's smarter than us?"