Fun-loving Philosopher Mugs

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Giraffe using a snorkel while fishing.

'Now, as many of you know, I was the Monkey's uncle...'

"Sure, we're best buds now, but you won't even remember me when you sober up!"

Brain Cheering

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Zenemies.

At the 2021 Religious Games

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Philosopher trading cards.

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

Shakespeare Ave

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

"What if it's smarter than us?"

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

The Meaning of Life

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

Human meat.