Fun Philosopher Gifts

'Really? -- the hokey-pokey IS what it's all about?'

Elevator to Enlightenment

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Zenemies.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

Philosopher trading cards.

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

Human meat.

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

The Meaning of Life