Fun Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift that tickles the intellect and sparks a chuckle? Our fun philosopher collection features clever, humorous products that resonate with those who love to ponder life's big questions with a lighthearted twist. From witty mugs to quirky t-shirts, these items celebrate curiosity and humor in equal measure, making them ideal for any creative thinker or philosophy enthusiast.

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'Really? -- the hokey-pokey IS what it's all about?'

'Really? -- the hokey-pokey IS what it's all about?' mockup

'Really? -- the hokey-pokey IS what it's all about?'

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Elevator to Enlightenment

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"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

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"Behold the secret to happiness." mockup

"Behold the secret to happiness."

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"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide." mockup

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

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"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society." mockup

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

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"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again." mockup

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

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'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?' mockup

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

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At the 2021 Religious Games

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Zenemies.

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"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs." mockup

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

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"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust." mockup

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

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"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything." mockup

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

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'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?' mockup

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

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"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?" mockup

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

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'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?' mockup

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

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"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!" mockup

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

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Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon. mockup

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

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Philosopher trading cards.

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'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.' mockup

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

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'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.' mockup

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

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Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys. mockup

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

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'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.' mockup

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

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Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks. mockup

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

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'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?' mockup

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

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'How did he make the world in six days?'

'How did he make the world in six days?' mockup

'How did he make the world in six days?'

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"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?" mockup

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

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"What if it's smarter than us?"

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Human meat.

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The Meaning of Life

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Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10 mockup

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

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"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars." mockup

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

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'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.' mockup

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

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"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

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"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!" mockup

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

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Fun Philosopher Gifts Collection

Fun Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of fun philosopher mugs filled with witty quotes and humorous reflections for every deep thinker.

Fun Philosopher Pillows

Decorate with humor! Discover our fun philosopher pillows that bring a touch of wit and wisdom to your favorite relaxing spot.

Fun Philosopher Prints

Add a dash of humor and philosophy to your walls with our collection of fun philosopher prints that inspire and amuse.

Fun Philosopher T-Shirts

Find your perfect witty philosopher t-shirt, blending clever quotes and humor to showcase your love for contemplative fun.