Fun Philosopher T-Shirts

'Really? -- the hokey-pokey IS what it's all about?'

Elevator to Enlightenment

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

At the 2021 Religious Games

Zenemies.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Philosopher trading cards.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Human meat.

The Meaning of Life

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"