Comical Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for your favorite comical philosopher? Our collection offers humorous and thoughtful products that showcase clever wit and playful insight. Whether for a creative mind or someone who loves to ponder with a punchline, find unique presents that bring philosophy and humor together. Ideal for thinkers who enjoy a good laugh or anyone appreciated for their clever perspective on life.

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'Can't you just not believe in God and leave it at that?'

'Can't you just not believe in God and leave it at that?' mockup

'Can't you just not believe in God and leave it at that?'

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"What's it all about?"

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'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?' mockup

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

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"Behold the secret to happiness." mockup

"Behold the secret to happiness."

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"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide." mockup

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

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"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again." mockup

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

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Zenemies.

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"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs." mockup

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

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Optimist

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'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?' mockup

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

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"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?" mockup

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

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"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses." mockup

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

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'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.' mockup

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

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"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job." mockup

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

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"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are." mockup

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

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'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?' mockup

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

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'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.' mockup

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

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"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."

"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too." mockup

"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."

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"What if it's smarter than us?"

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'Sometimes I scare myself when I realize that I always was and always will be.'

'Sometimes I scare myself when I realize that I always was and always will be.' mockup

'Sometimes I scare myself when I realize that I always was and always will be.'

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Human meat.

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Seneca

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"Sorry - I've got to take this..." mockup

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

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'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.' mockup

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

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And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?' mockup

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

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"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope." mockup

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

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"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

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