Humorous Philosophers Gifts

Looking for a gift for a philosophy lover with a sense of humor? Our collection features clever, funny products that blend philosophical insights with witty designs. Ideal for sparking smiles and deep thoughts alike, these gifts are perfect for anyone who appreciates the lighter side of thinking. Whether it’s for a friend, colleague, or your favorite philosopher at heart, our humorous philosophy-inspired items bring a playful twist to classic ideas, making intellectual humor accessible and fun.

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'You know the saying 'He who dies with the most toys wins?' Well, THIS is what you win!'

'You know the saying 'He who dies with the most toys wins?' Well, THIS is what you win!' mockup

'You know the saying 'He who dies with the most toys wins?' Well, THIS is what you win!'

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'All I did was touch the screen here, and it called me a misanthrope.'

'All I did was touch the screen here, and it called me a misanthrope.' mockup

'All I did was touch the screen here, and it called me a misanthrope.'

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Fred served a higher porpoise

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"Behold the secret to happiness." mockup

"Behold the secret to happiness."

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"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide." mockup

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

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"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again." mockup

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

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Zenemies.

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Optimist

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"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'" mockup

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

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"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?" mockup

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

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'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?' mockup

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

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"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'" mockup

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

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'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?' mockup

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

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"I don't think of it as copying from Danny's paper ... I think of it as utilizing the Freedom of Information Act."

"I don't think of it as copying from Danny's paper ... I think of it as utilizing the Freedom of Information Act." mockup

"I don't think of it as copying from Danny's paper ... I think of it as utilizing the Freedom of Information Act."

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'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.' mockup

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

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"What if it's smarter than us?"

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"Sorry - I've got to take this..." mockup

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

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Seneca

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Human meat.

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'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.' mockup

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

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"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

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'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?' mockup

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

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"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope." mockup

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

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"What's it all about?"

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"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?" mockup

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

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"Mind if I tweak it?"

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'We now have a drug to cure 'writer's block' but a common side effect is plagiaism.'

'We now have a drug to cure 'writer's block' but a common side effect is plagiaism.' mockup

'We now have a drug to cure 'writer's block' but a common side effect is plagiaism.'

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Department de Philosophie

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'No dear, I do not think it's time we homo sapiens apologised to the Neanderthals.'

'No dear, I do not think it's time we homo sapiens apologised to the Neanderthals.' mockup

'No dear, I do not think it's time we homo sapiens apologised to the Neanderthals.'

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'There are limits to this seriousness, sir!'

'There are limits to this seriousness, sir!' mockup

'There are limits to this seriousness, sir!'

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Can we see our way clear to doing something about air pollution?

Can we see our way clear to doing something about air pollution? mockup

Can we see our way clear to doing something about air pollution?

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'Really? -- the hokey-pokey IS what it's all about?'

'Really? -- the hokey-pokey IS what it's all about?' mockup

'Really? -- the hokey-pokey IS what it's all about?'

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"I take it you agree that there can be no meaningful thought without the existence of language."

"I take it you agree that there can be no meaningful thought without the existence of language." mockup

"I take it you agree that there can be no meaningful thought without the existence of language."

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Exercise and diet at the same time - open and close your refrigerator door 100 times.

Exercise and diet at the same time - open and close your refrigerator door 100 times. mockup

Exercise and diet at the same time - open and close your refrigerator door 100 times.

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Humorous Philosophers Gifts Collection

Humorous Philosophers Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring humorous philosophers—perfect for mornings filled with insightful laughs. Discover your new favorite coffee companion today!

Humorous Philosophers Pillows

Bring humor and philosophy into your home with our witty pillow designs inspired by famous thinkers. Perfect for adding a playful touch to any room.

Humorous Philosophers Prints

Decorate your walls with our humorous philosophy prints—clever, funny, and thought-provoking artworks for lovers of wit and wisdom alike.

Humorous Philosophers T-Shirts

Find your witty philosophy t-shirt among our clever designs inspired by humorous thinkers. A fun way to share your love of philosophy with a smile.