Philosophical Humorists Gifts

Celebrate the clever side of thinking with our collection inspired by philosophical humorists. These products blend insightful wit with humor, making the perfect gift for thinkers, humor lovers, or anyone who enjoys a funny twist on life’s big questions. Whether on a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or art print, these items bring a fun, thoughtful edge to everyday life and add a spark of humor to deep ideas.

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"Next time you hire a futurist, don't hire a good one."

"Next time you hire a futurist, don't hire a good one." mockup

"Next time you hire a futurist, don't hire a good one." mockup

"Next time you hire a futurist, don't hire a good one." mockup

"Next time you hire a futurist, don't hire a good one." mockup

"Next time you hire a futurist, don't hire a good one."

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"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Behold the secret to happiness." mockup

"Behold the secret to happiness." mockup

"Behold the secret to happiness." mockup

"Behold the secret to happiness." mockup

"Behold the secret to happiness."

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Ethics exam cheater.

Ethics exam cheater. mockup

Ethics exam cheater. mockup

Ethics exam cheater. mockup

Ethics exam cheater. mockup

Ethics exam cheater.

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"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide." mockup

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide." mockup

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide." mockup

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide." mockup

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

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"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²" mockup

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²" mockup

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²" mockup

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²" mockup

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

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Intelligent people laugh too!

Intelligent people laugh too! mockup

Intelligent people laugh too! mockup

Intelligent people laugh too! mockup

Intelligent people laugh too! mockup

Intelligent people laugh too!

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"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense." mockup

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense." mockup

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense." mockup

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense." mockup

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

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Scarcity mockup

Scarcity mockup

Scarcity mockup

Scarcity mockup

Scarcity

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"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again." mockup

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again." mockup

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again." mockup

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again." mockup

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

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Archimedes statue with a lever

Archimedes statue with a lever mockup

Archimedes statue with a lever mockup

Archimedes statue with a lever mockup

Archimedes statue with a lever mockup

Archimedes statue with a lever

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Zenemies. mockup

Zenemies. mockup

Zenemies. mockup

Zenemies. mockup

Zenemies.

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Optimist mockup

Optimist mockup

Optimist mockup

Optimist mockup

Optimist

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"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?" mockup

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?" mockup

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?" mockup

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?" mockup

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

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"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?" mockup

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?" mockup

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?" mockup

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?" mockup

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

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Schrödinger and his cat

Schrödinger and his cat mockup

Schrödinger and his cat mockup

Schrödinger and his cat mockup

Schrödinger and his cat mockup

Schrödinger and his cat

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'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?' mockup

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?' mockup

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?' mockup

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?' mockup

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

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"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss." mockup

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss." mockup

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss." mockup

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss." mockup

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

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'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.' mockup

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.' mockup

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.' mockup

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.' mockup

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

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'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?' mockup

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?' mockup

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?' mockup

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?' mockup

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

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"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

"Give me your metabolism! Now!" mockup

"Give me your metabolism! Now!" mockup

"Give me your metabolism! Now!" mockup

"Give me your metabolism! Now!" mockup

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

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'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?' mockup

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?' mockup

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?' mockup

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?' mockup

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

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A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin mockup

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin mockup

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin mockup

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin mockup

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

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'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.' mockup

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.' mockup

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.' mockup

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.' mockup

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

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"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel." mockup

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel." mockup

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel." mockup

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel." mockup

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

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"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy." mockup

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy." mockup

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy." mockup

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy." mockup

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

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'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?' mockup

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?' mockup

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?' mockup

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?' mockup

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

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"Hey samson, nice man bun."

"Hey samson, nice man bun." mockup

"Hey samson, nice man bun." mockup

"Hey samson, nice man bun." mockup

"Hey samson, nice man bun." mockup

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

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Auguste Comte mockup

Auguste Comte mockup

Auguste Comte mockup

Auguste Comte mockup

Auguste Comte

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'Heidegger-Hi!'

'Heidegger-Hi!' mockup

'Heidegger-Hi!' mockup

'Heidegger-Hi!' mockup

'Heidegger-Hi!' mockup

'Heidegger-Hi!'

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"What if it's smarter than us?"

"What if it's smarter than us?" mockup

"What if it's smarter than us?" mockup

"What if it's smarter than us?" mockup

"What if it's smarter than us?" mockup

"What if it's smarter than us?"

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Philosophical Humorists Gifts Collection

Philosophical Humorists Mugs

Discover more mugs featuring the witty insights of philosophical humorists—perfect for sparking daily thoughtful laughter.

Philosophical Humorists Pillows

Find pillows with humorous and thoughtful designs inspired by philosophical minds—bring humor and wisdom into your living space.

Philosophical Humorists Prints

Browse art prints celebrating the humor and insights of philosophical humorists—perfect for sparking conversations and smiles in your home.

Philosophical Humorists T-Shirts

Explore t-shirts that showcase clever quotes from philosophical humorists—ideal for expressing your playful, intellectual side.