Metaphysical Humorist Gifts

Searching for a gift that resonates with the cosmic and the humorous? Our collection celebrates the metaphysical humorist, blending spiritual insight with witty charm. Perfect for those who see beyond the material and love to laugh at the universe, these items are a delightful way to showcase their unique perspective.

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'Sometimes I scare myself when I realize that I always was and always will be.'

'Sometimes I scare myself when I realize that I always was and always will be.' mockup

'Sometimes I scare myself when I realize that I always was and always will be.'

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"Behold the secret to happiness." mockup

"Behold the secret to happiness."

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"You're going to hate yourself."

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"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again." mockup

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

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"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!" mockup

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

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Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth mockup

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

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Zenemies.

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At the 2021 Religious Games

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Optimist

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'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?' mockup

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

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"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..." mockup

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

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"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?" mockup

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

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Guru.

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"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop." mockup

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

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Single Prayer Health Insurance

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Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions. mockup

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

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'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.' mockup

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

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Praying Mantis.

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'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?' mockup

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

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Regifts of the Magi

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'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?' mockup

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

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"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them." mockup

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

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"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options." mockup

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

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Game time.

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OM, SWEET OM

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'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.' mockup

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

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"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..." mockup

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

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"What if it's smarter than us?"

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Moses' TV guide.

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Guru levitates while wife vacuums. mockup

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

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Seneca

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Metaphysical Humorist Gifts Collection

Metaphysical Humorist Mugs

Explore our range of metaphysical humorist mugs and find the perfect cup that brings cosmic humor into their daily routine.

Metaphysical Humorist Pillows

Find pillows that add a touch of playful spirituality to their living space—cosmic comfort and clever design combined.

Metaphysical Humorist Prints

Browse our prints that celebrate the humorous side of metaphysics—art that makes the universe a little funnier and a lot more inspiring.

Metaphysical Humorist T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that capture the cosmic comedy and spiritual wit loved by metaphysical humorists—wear your enlightenment with humor.