Mythology Humorist Gifts

First attempt at the Big Bang

"What a lousy creation myth!"

"Snake eyes again!"

'Go with the fig leaf - the fig leaf looked fine.'

Game time.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Venus

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

The Elliot Ness monster.

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Optimist

Viking Loch Ness

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

The Death Of Venus

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

Greek A-Z Map,

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

The Kali De Milo.

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Vesta

'The gods are perplexing.'

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'