Mythical Humorists Gifts

TROLL BOOTH

"Here we are."

Ten Commandments

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

Game time.

Arresting Adam and Eve

'Sometimes I scare myself when I realize that I always was and always will be.'

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

'..and one for the pot.'

"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'"

First attempt at the Big Bang

You will go on a trip.

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

"Snake eyes again!"

Man asking lady if she cares for him

"Vous voyez quoi pour l'avenir de l'humanité?"

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

The Birth of the Easter Bunny.

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

'Don't be daft,woman-of course I'm not gonna FRY her!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Excalibur.

"It's Him. he wants us to lay off until the Fruit Board has published this year's crop results."

Serf faints as apple is shot from his head by an arrow.

Wrong Address

"Would it kill you to put on something nice when I summon you from the dead?"

See, what did I tell you? Next year, bring me your office pool bracket earlier.

Medusa turning everyone in the 'Hard Rock caf�' into rock

"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"

'My mind's gone blank.'

Doctor using a crystal ball to diagnose patient,