Mythical Humorists Pillows

TROLL BOOTH

"Here we are."

Ten Commandments

Game time.

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

Arresting Adam and Eve

'..and one for the pot.'

'Sometimes I scare myself when I realize that I always was and always will be.'

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'"

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

"Vous voyez quoi pour l'avenir de l'humanité?"

Man asking lady if she cares for him

The Birth of the Easter Bunny.

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

"Snake eyes again!"

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

Serf faints as apple is shot from his head by an arrow.

"It's Him. he wants us to lay off until the Fruit Board has published this year's crop results."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Excalibur.

Medusa turning everyone in the 'Hard Rock caf�' into rock

'Don't be daft,woman-of course I'm not gonna FRY her!'

Wrong Address

"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"

'My mind's gone blank.'

Doctor using a crystal ball to diagnose patient,

'Is this irony or coincidence?'