Mystic Humorists Pillows

"Here we are."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Game time.

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

'Sometimes I scare myself when I realize that I always was and always will be.'

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

'..and one for the pot.'

Arresting Adam and Eve

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'

"All I'm saying is, why do we always have to sit on just one side of the table, all bunched up?"

"Vous voyez quoi pour l'avenir de l'humanité?"

Man asking lady if she cares for him

"Snake eyes again!"

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

Wrong Address

"It's Him. he wants us to lay off until the Fruit Board has published this year's crop results."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Excalibur.

'Madam Zelda sees all'

'Don't be daft,woman-of course I'm not gonna FRY her!'

Medusa turning everyone in the 'Hard Rock caf�' into rock

Madam Mae: Fortune teller - Fortune 500.

'Why don't we wear business suits and call ourselves marketing executives? We could make a lot more money.'

"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"

Doctor using a crystal ball to diagnose patient,

"Madam Zelda passed to the other side last week. Would you want me to get a message to her?"

"No Officer, but they will all make lovely trouser belts, shoes, or handbags."

God with a hammer

"You're going on a very short journey."