Philosophy Humorist Gifts

Searching for a unique gift for the philosophy humorist in your life? Explore our collection of witty and clever items that combine philosophical insights with a playful twist. From humorous mugs to quirky t-shirts and stylish prints, find something that will spark laughter and thoughtful conversations. Whether they’re a seasoned thinker or just love a good joke about life’s big questions, these playful products bring humor to the depths of philosophy.

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Department de Philosophie

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"The corn hasn't quite matured if it's still reading Ayn Rand."

"The corn hasn't quite matured if it's still reading Ayn Rand." mockup

"The corn hasn't quite matured if it's still reading Ayn Rand."

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Half Full of Pie.

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"Go home, you're not part of my target market."

"Go home, you're not part of my target market." mockup

"Go home, you're not part of my target market."

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Seneca

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"Behold the secret to happiness." mockup

"Behold the secret to happiness."

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Ethics exam cheater.

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"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide." mockup

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

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"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

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Intelligent people laugh too!

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"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense." mockup

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

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"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again." mockup

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

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Scarcity

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Archimedes statue with a lever

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Zenemies.

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Optimist

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"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

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"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?" mockup

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

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'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?' mockup

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

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Schrödinger and his cat

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"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss." mockup

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

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'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.' mockup

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

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'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?' mockup

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

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"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

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'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?' mockup

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

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A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin mockup

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

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"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy." mockup

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

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"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel." mockup

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

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'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?' mockup

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

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Auguste Comte

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'Heidegger-Hi!'

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"What if it's smarter than us?"

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Clever pitbulls.

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Philosophy Humorist Gifts Collection

Philosophy Humorist Mugs

Looking for more fun philosophy-themed mugs? Our collection is filled with witty designs that make perfect gifts for the deep thinker with a sense of humor.

Philosophy Humorist Pillows

Check out our collection of philosophy-inspired pillows, combining comfort with witty, thought-provoking designs.

Philosophy Humorist Prints

Decorate your space with our philosophy-themed prints that blend humor, wisdom, and artistic style for a quirky touch.

Philosophy Humorist T-Shirts

Browse our collection of humorous philosophy t-shirts, perfect for those who love to wear their cleverness and humor openly.